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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:21

share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Mars isn’t Red? The Planet is Actually… - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet
No go.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why paracetamol – one of the world’s most common painkillers – works - The Jerusalem Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Microsoft's OpenAI partnership is fraying at the seams - Axios
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC