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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Still no good

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Internal document shows how UnitedHealth executives prepared to tamp down investor unrest - statnews.com

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Mars isn’t Red? The Planet is Actually… - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet

No go.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Half Duck, Half Beaver: Scientists Finally Crack 100-Million-Year-Old Secret of Platypus Evolution - Indian Defence Review

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Tesla Fails To Meet June 12 Launch For Its Robotaxis. Is This A Big Red Flag For TSLA Stock? - Barchart.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why paracetamol – one of the world’s most common painkillers – works - The Jerusalem Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Microsoft's OpenAI partnership is fraying at the seams - Axios

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC